Three Left Feet left me bruised. It was over four weeks ago and my left little toe still hurts. Three Left Feet stepped on it on a Thursday afternoon soccer match. We met again on Friday afternoon. Three Left Feet seemed to have lost some steam, yet managed to plow into my keeper and kept going to create a tangled mess. Three Left Feet claimed she could not stop herself and made a snarky remark “Have you ever played soccer?” to my sweeper who disapproved of her behavior. I do wish Three Left Feet were less clumsy and much nicer.